★ A NOVELTY IMPRINT OF PUNCHED CARDS™ — ALL ITEMS PLUSH, PHOTOGRAPHIC, OR DECORATIVE ★

★ ★ ★ TONIGHT — ONE NIGHT ONLY ★ ★ ★

PRESENTED BY THE LIL' SLUGGER ATHLETIC CLUB

EVERY CHAMPION

VS.

STARTS SOMEWHERE

Heavyweight gear for featherweight contenders. Plush gloves, photo-prop robes, and championship teethers — designed in Brooklyn, tested by trainers in the only weight class that matters.

STUDIO READY
CORNER PROPS FOR PORTRAIT DAY
GIFT WRAPPED
HERITAGE BOX, FREE OVER $50
STABLE TESTED
REAL TRAINERS · REAL TINY HANDS
✂ TEAR HERE · CODE FIRSTROUND · 15% OFF YOUR FIRST BOUT
WEIGH-IN COMPLETE — THE CONTENDER TIPS THE SCALE AT 14 LBS 7 OZBREAKING: FORMULA BOTTLE TKO'D IN UNDER 90 SECONDSSTABLE NEWS — UNDEFEATED 4-MO CHAMPION RETAINS NAPTIME TITLESHIPPING ALERT — SPRING DROP NOW IN THE STABLESTUDIO BOOKING — APRIL CORNER SLOTS FILLING FASTTRAINER NOTE — TINY MITTS NOW IN PINK CORNER & BLUE CORNERWEIGH-IN COMPLETE — THE CONTENDER TIPS THE SCALE AT 14 LBS 7 OZBREAKING: FORMULA BOTTLE TKO'D IN UNDER 90 SECONDSSTABLE NEWS — UNDEFEATED 4-MO CHAMPION RETAINS NAPTIME TITLESHIPPING ALERT — SPRING DROP NOW IN THE STABLESTUDIO BOOKING — APRIL CORNER SLOTS FILLING FASTTRAINER NOTE — TINY MITTS NOW IN PINK CORNER & BLUE CORNER
★ OFFICIAL WEIGH-IN ★

TALE OF THE TAPE

Every contender, measured in full.

WEIGHT
7 — 22
LBS
REACH
18
INCHES
STANCE
S/O
DUAL
RECORD
0—0
UNDEFEATED
ROUNDS
12
× 4 HRS NAP
HOMETOWN
THE CRIB
USA
★ ★ ★ MAIN CARD ★ ★ ★

THE STABLE

Six pieces of starter gear, built for the smallest weight class.

STABLE FAVORITE
STABLE FAVORITE

TINY MITTS

Plush rattle pair

Featherlight foam-fill, embroidered laces, hidden crinkle insert. The mitts every contender starts with.

  • 0–24 mo. plush
  • Crinkle + rattle inserts
  • Embroidered laces
  • Pair (red corner + blue corner)
$24.99
NEW DROP
NEW DROP

FUTURE CHAMP

Heritage onesie

Heavyweight cotton, lightweight fighter. Crossed-gloves emblem, hand-screened on the chest.

  • Hand-screened in Brooklyn
  • 5 sizes · NB to 24M
  • Nickel-free snaps
  • Pre-shrunk · 220 GSM
$19.99
PHOTO READY
PHOTO READY

THE ROBE

Mini terry photo robe

Hooded photo prop robe. The walk-out look for newborn portraits and birthday studios.

  • Cotton terry, 320 GSM
  • Hood + removable tie belt
  • Optional name embroidery
  • Studio-tested under continuous light
$39.99
BESTSELLER
BESTSELLER

CHAMPION BELT

Silicone teether

A title belt for the teething division. Food-grade silicone, zero metal, fits little fingers.

  • Food-grade silicone, single-piece cast
  • ASTM F963-23 tested
  • Boil-sterilize + dishwasher safe
  • Zero metal, zero paint
$18.99
TRAINER PICK
TRAINER PICK

KNOCKOUT NAPTIME

Sleep sack

TOG 1.5 organic cotton sleep sack with all-over glove print. The post-fight recovery layer.

  • TOG 1.5 — year-round weight
  • GOTS organic cotton shell
  • Two-way zipper
  • Rib-knit neckline
$34.99
ROUND ONE
★ HERITAGE BOX ★
BUNDLE
BUNDLE — SAVE $20

ROUND ONE BUNDLE

Photo prop set

Robe, mitts, and a foam corner stool. The whole stable in one box for studio day.

  • Robe + Tiny Mitts + foam corner stool
  • Heritage kraft gift box
  • Save $20 vs. individual
  • Studio-tested under continuous light
$89.99
★ STANDARDS ★

TINY HANDS
DESERVE THE
REAL TESTING.

Every piece in the Stable is third-party tested. We send our gear to a CPSC-accredited lab in Pennsylvania before it touches a nursery.

ASTM
F963-23
U.S. toy safety. Independent third-party tested.
CPSIA
COMPLIANT
Lead, phthalates, small-parts requirements met.
OEKO
TEX 100
Textiles tested for harmful substances.
GOTS
ORGANIC
Sleep sack cotton certified at the fiber level.
★ FROM THE CORNER ★

TRAINER'S CORNER

He's only four months and already throws hands at the mobile. The Tiny Mitts hold up to a real southpaw rattler.
R. COSTA
TRAINER · DAD
RECORD: 1 KID · 0 LOSSES
Her right hook to the formula bottle is undefeated. The robe is the cleanest photo prop I've ordered in five years.
A. PATEL
TRAINER · MOM
RECORD: 2 KIDS · STILL STANDING
Our studio's mitts have made it through three babies and a dog. Real corner gear, not a costume.
J. WILLIAMS
PORTRAIT STUDIO · BROOKLYN
RECORD: 400+ SHOOTS
★ TONIGHT'S CARD ★

THE FIGHT CARD

A typical week in the life of a featherweight contender.

01
VS.
THE CRIB MOBILE
0:12
02
VS.
STRAINED PEAS
0:45
03
VS.
TUMMY TIME
5:00
04
VS.
THE BATH
FULL
05
VS.
PEEK-A-BOO
0:08
TITLE
VS.
BEDTIME
TBD
Fight card is for entertainment purposes. Bedtime remains undefeated.
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